Purtham Yeomire

was a big fuck boy. great at parties. used to sneak out of the castle and play the lute at bars to pick up babes and bros. tried to make out with a hot babe on hallows whatever the fuck i call it and she rejected him BIG TIME and called him out on a bunch of shit and he had very hurt feelings for a long time wow what a whiny baby.

him and samman are bff's.

im a lover not a fighter. samman is the fighter

was betrothed to a beautiful but boring girl and then forgot when studying abroad and brought who he declared his new wife home. it was very awkward for everyone. also slept with one of his teachers.

Purtham's Lute

so he was engaged to one girl, got another pregnant (paris) so moved her into the castle, she miscaried and ran off and joined the army, came to report to the palace one day on army business, they slept together again and she got preggers and they got engaged. she asked him.

one of his exes was stalkery

So paris and purtham have two kids together, beau and elbert and they still aren't married and fucking hate each other. he has on going romances with two men in different cities.

also they have a dog called bellaboosh who has a mate called prince

Wrote some gay fuckin sonnets